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| That's the exam question! it seems easy! they take it easy with us cos its our practical year! |
Boss how fa? How paper? He replies, The paper dey ok! “We thank GOD”, Na this exam wey we write now,
give me extra year O! The last time wey they write this exam, I get malaria, I just
say may I go house go relax small before next paper, I see say I sleep pass
time. The thing pain me! I see the question everything simple.
I even dey go tutorial the other time,
they call me say shayo dey, I go there after I shayo finish I still go read
book. For this cheap exam.
As I dey write this exam now, I just dey
vex, I even finish on time, I won go submit but I no won be the first person,
may people con they think say this extra year guy no know anything, I dey plan
to bone “who go first submit package”, na so I see you say you dey go submit. As
in I know want that lecturer, may he come yeye me, he go con dey talk say “extra
year candidate dey cheat for exam hall”, because if I tey to submit dem student go dey ask me questions and I go reply na
wetin dey make me vex sef!
See all the question sef! Simple!
(Rips
the question in pieces,{ he had to pay over a 100k for an extra year!})
Na this big boy things wey no pay, wey dey
make person no read!
Later Boss! He didn’t even reply I think
he’s still heavily pissed
{Forgive my pidgin!}
As you can see I didn’t utter as much as
he did, the exam was for an hour I think we both came out 20 minutes earlier or
more, because we were both pissed, about almost the same thing but from
different angles.
I always ask why I always liked to seat
down in the front row. Now I know why! I told myself to chill and go through my
note before I enter the exam hall, planning to be the last person, or
something, well I just got in line and I ended up in the back row regret filled
my heart as one girl said Bless talk O!
We wrote the exam with year 2 students,
from various departments, and they were changing seats, and planning some
formation on how to pass answers and do other stuffs.
As we were writing I saw some lady doing
the Year 2 course Agric Economics course, she’s a part time student, she was
opening her laps to check for the answers she wrote in there. As if that was
not enough, she later looked back to copy from a man in his mid 50s, the man didn’t
seek anybody’s attention as he wrote the exam, I’m sure he studied through the
night burning the midnight and mid-day oil to write this exam because he was
filling his script and she was wasn’t.
A lecturer came to meet her and said how
many courses are you doing? You are writing yet another exam? He asked what course
it was and he said you better pass this one o!
Well I was pissed after so much exam malpractice
was going on around me, and I couldn’t stop
it. The sin about corruption is seeing people do it and not reporting, so I saw
myself as an accomplice in their activity, as I was signing out I saw a certain
Christian girl like me, we used to make sure we seat at the front row, as I signed
out.
Now I have a paper by 3:30pm on Animal
Products you’re sure to know where I would be seating!!!
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